I do not own the BMFM and I will make no profit in writing this story.
It is strictly for entertainment proposes only.
This little idea came about when I was listening to a Disney tape of my
son's called "Mickey Unrapped." It was a parody of a song by En
Vogue and Salt n' Pepa called "Mighty Good Man." Of course the
lyrics have been adjusted just a bit to fit the BM story line.
The rhythm and melody are the same as the song so if you are familiar with
it the story might be a bit more entertaining, I hope.
Good Mouse
By Morning
2000
Stoker sat comfortably watching Charley as she went about doing her repairs.
He having come to earth to check up on the progress the guys were having
in their constant battle with Limburger.
"You know Beautiful if I live to be two hundred I will never understand
what you see in that crazy kid," He said not as come on line but truly
out of curiosity.
Charley smiled and slowly turned from what she was doing. All of a sudden
the garage went pitch black. Stoker's eyes got big as saucers and he jumped
not knowing what to except.
Out of the darkness a spotlight flashed and two figures appeared from out
of nowhere. One human and one Martian both quite beautiful, both dressed
in white tee shirts, jeans and standing back to back staring at him smiling
slyly. Then the mysterious music began to play which made the older mouse
jump once more not knowing if he should flee for safety or stay to see what
would happen. The very attractive females swaying to the beat of the music
made him decide on the latter.
Both females began to sing:
Yayyyyyy
OOO yeah
OOO alright
Come on y'all
Yeah
Talk to me
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mighty good mouse
He's a mighty mighty good mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mighty good mouse
Gotta say it again now
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mighty good mouse
Yes he is
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta might good mouse
As the two females continued to give background harmony Charley suddenly
appeared in her own spot light now re-dressed in similar attire.
White tee shirt slightly tight black jeans and a microphone in hand.
She begins to rap in clear words and perfect rhythm.
I wanna take a minute or two and give much respect to
The mouse whose made a difference in my world
He's kind and unspoiled
And I know that he's loyal
Cause you never hear about him with another girl
I give him credit
He's always sympathetic
I let it get around
He's the number one mouse for me
I know that no mouse is prefect
I give props to those who deserve it
And believe me now he's worth it
So hears to the future
Cause we had a great past
I finally found a mouse that can make me laugh
We kick it, he's my Vinnie
Girls sing chorus
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mighty good mouse
Yes he is
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta might good mouse
He's a mighty mighty good mouse
He isn't strong like Modo
Doesn't have a deep voice
But if I had to pick
He'd be my choice
He knows just what to do
I don't have to say please
In my life he's number one
The really big cheese
I go crazy
Every time I see him
A lot of other mice try
But they couldn't be him
He's never let me down
In a Limburger mix
Once you get to know him
He's the kind of mouse
That you never forget
The girls turn toward each other than walk over toward Stoker. Approaching
him slowly as they continue to sing. Stoker still in shock continues to
stare with his mouth open trying to bury himself in the back of the chair
he is barely sitting on.
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mighty good mouse
He's a mighty mighty good mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta a mighty good mouse
The human female now nose to nose with Stoker runs her hands through
his hair than holds his chin in her hand and sing directly in his face.
Say Whatta mighty good mouse
You know what I'm sayin'
He's a mighty mighty good mouse
Both stand and walk back over toward Charley standing on either side
of her. Then they all turn toward Stoker once more focusing their eyes directly
on him all sing in unison:
Now check him out
Charley steps forward hand on her hip she continues:
He's got a sense of humor
And it's taken him far
He's not a fake wanna be
Tryin' to be a star
He's got his own style
No matter what the scene
Makes a cool fashion statement
He's the mouse of my dreams
He's my mouse says he loves me
Never says he loves me not
Picks me up a cheese cake
An overbite spouse
Other guys that I've met
They don't impress me a bit
And every time they try
I say, "that's not it!"
Yes he's got what I want from a-z
He says I drive him crazy
And he knows that my names is not Harley
He always has every conversation with a mind
Which means a lot to me
Cause good mice are hard to find
Girls sing:
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mouse
Whatta mighty good mouse
Yes he is
A mighty good mouse
He's a mighty mighty good mouse
As the two females disappear and the music softly comes to an end the
garage once more becomes dark. With Charley also disappearing into the darkness.
Suddenly the lights flash back on and Charley smiles innocently as she returns
to her work like nothing ever happen dress as she was before.
She turns to Stoker and calmly says to him, "Now you know."
Just then the guys come back into the garage and see Stoker as if he were
about to have a heart attack. Charley smiles sweetly, kisses Vinnie's cheek,
and excuses herself leaving Stoker totally confused.
"What's the matter Teach? You looked like you've just seen Limburger's
naked baby picture." Modo asks concerned
"You won't. believe what just happened. music women Charley... song.
lights." Stoker could only stammer.
"Oh no bros. she did it again." Throttle shook his head.
"Hey Stoker did you see where the music came from?"
Vinnie asked innocently.
The End