Throttle and Modo were playing football on the field of Quigley Stadium.
The tan-furred mouse grunted as he attempted to get air back into his lungs
after a particularly powerful tackle of Modo's had pounded him into the
ground like a tent peg.
He levered himself up on his elbows, pulling the football out from under
him, and glanced back down the field. He sighed and quickly measured that
the skid they had left was roughly 150-yards long.
Turning his head, he looked off to his left to where Modo still lay draped
face down across his back. The gray mouse was grinning at him smugly. "Y'know,
bro., I don't remember you playin' this hard back on Mars."
"Then ya don't have a very good memory," Modo laughed as he levered
himself up off of Throttle and stood, hauling his smaller Bo to his feet.
They dusted themselves off, then noticed that Vinnie was circling the field
at tail-spinning speed before heading in their direction.
"Huh. Wonder what's got him all stirred up?" Modo muttered.
"Who knows? Probably no really good reflective surfaces near the root
beer stand today," Throttle joked, and the two laughed as their younger
Bo pulled up beside them.
Before the other two could even open their mouths, Vinnie, with an especially
crazed gleam in his eyes, snarled, "Listen to this." He pressed
a button on the computer module of his Rocket Sled motorcycle.
The other two Biker Mice listened to a conversation the white mouse had
recorded while he'd been out on the root beer run.
"Yes, yes . . . this is Lawrence Limburger. I need to speak to Mr.
Chandral. . . . Yes, I'll hold. . . . Mr. Chandral? This is Lawrence Limburger.
I would like to purchase your pharmaceutical company. . . . Yes, I know
you're in need of a buyer, my good man. I'm just the businessman you need
to deal with. What is your original asking price? . . . Oh, let's not quibble
about the price; I'll make it an even five billion, how does that sound?
. . . Yes, I had rather thought you'd like that. Come by the Limburger Tower
later today and we'll draw up the contract. Good day, Mr. Chandral."
There came the buzz of a disconnected phone line and then silence. Throttle
and Modo looked at Vinnie.
"Where'd you get this, bro.?" Throttle asked.
Vinnie's tail was lashing as he said, "I pulled out onto the freeway
and was almost to the root beer stand when I spotted ol' blubber-butt's
limo. First I was gonna harass him a little, but then a cop showed up, so
I just nailed him with a listenin' device. Figured if I couldn't rough `im
up any, I could at least find out what Stink-Cheese was up to today. I recorded
that."
Throttle stared down at Vinnie's bike. He scratched his head and tried to
recall all the information he had on Chandral. "Now, let's see . .
. Chandral is the owner of the Chandral Chemical Corporation. He was just
brought up on federal investigation charges a little while ago when it was
found out that he had a supply of DX-14 in there; he claimed it was accidentally
concocted when a batch of chemicals accidentally got mixed together."
"But that was too much of a coincidence that these chemicals just happened
to produce DX-14 a highly lethal nerve gas," Vinnie supplied with a
wild, grim stare.
"Oh, Mama. And if Limburger's purchasin' the chemical plant
. . ." Modo breathed.
"Then you know Chi-Town is in for a hurtin'," Throttle finished.
He whistled for his and Modo's bikes, and the mice climbed on when the motorcycles
arrived, donning their helmets.
"Let's Rock --!" Throttle called out.
"And Ride!!" his bros. roared with him, and the
Biker Mice from Mars roared off to stop Limburger's latest scheme.
Meanwhile, the Brass in the Pentagon were making their own plans.
Ryan, his girlfriend Katline, and his friend JB, met with the director of
the FBI. Along side of him was the head of the Military Division, and the
head of the Chemical Warfare Division. The FBI Director sighed heavily as
Ryan sat ready for his news. Finally, he spoke.
"Ryan, this is the worst threat that we could ever face. We have just
discovered that a businessman named Lawrence Limburger, owner of Limburger
Enterprises which controls almost half of the business in the city of Chicago
. . . has in his possession the most powerful chemical weapon ever made,
the DX-14 nerve gas . . ."
He sighed again, barely able to choke out the next few words.
". . . This not only threatens the entire city of Chicago, but the
very existence of the United States of America!"
He was so overcome by this news that the head of the Chemical Warfare Division
took over in his place. "The DX-14 was made by the Chandral Chemical
Corporation. It was not created accidentally as many people believe. Its
intended purpose was to fight the effects of cancer; it was to kill the
virus faster than chemotherapy, and to be less toxic. However, it was even
worse."
"The DX-14 was one-hundred times more toxic. Its effects are worse
than Bulimia, or Gulf War Syndrome. Your flesh starts to burn and rot off
your body; your muscles contract so hard, they shatter your bones. It causes
internal bleeding and your body becomes a human water balloon; the slightest
jab, the tiniest pinprick, and you will explode. Also, the blood becomes
acidic, burning inside and out, turning what's left of you into a rotting
pile of slime."
The Director finally composed himself. Gazing at Ryan and his friends, he
asked, "This will be the worst fight of your life, although you will
be accompanied by a team of military agents. You will not only be fighting
a private army, but also for the lives of five billion people. Will you
accept?"
Ryan thought the situation over. He knew that this single weapon was capable
of such a holocaust; it would make Hiroshima look like a small incident.
He agreed to go.
Katline then agreed, always wanting to be by his side so she could personally
see that she never lost him again. JB also joined; he owed his life to Ryan,
who had saved him from being killed by a school gang.
They walked off, realizing that it would be the worst fight they'd ever
had to face. Little did they know it was about to get even worse . . .
"Well, this is turning up zip zilch nada ciento."
After uttering that statement, Vinnie turned and walked over to a packaging
machine and peered inside it.
The Biker Mice had made their way over to the Chandral Chemical Corporation
and were nosing around, trying to find some clues. So far, they'd discovered
that the place had been stripped bare with only a few things left. They
were, as Vinnie had stated, turning up nothing.
"Well, think of it this way," Throttle began. "We know Limburger
bought it. Now, if they were going to continue making this stuff, and they'd
want to mix an' match a few things, they'd need to keep a close eye on it,
right?"
"So that means . . ." Vinnie said with a wild grin.
"That Fin-Fanny and Company are going to keep it in the Limburger Tower!"
Modo finished. The conversation hadn't been too difficult for him to follow.
Throttle climbed onto his bike and said, "Let's go pay that fat, fish-faced
felon a friendly visit."
Modo and Vinnie climbed onto their motorcycles, and they all roared off
towards the Tower.
* * *
CRASH!!!
"Yes, gentlemen, how may I help you?" Limburger smirked at them
from his seat at his desk as Throttle slammed open the door and rode into
the office, quickly followed by his bros.
As the door swung shut, Karbunkle leaned against the wall dizzily, rubbing
his aching face. He was getting so tired of being inadvertently damaged
by this building!
The Biker Mice got off their bikes and spread out around the office. Modo
towered over the cowering Karbunkle while Throttle stood behind Limburger
and Vinnie leaned over the desk, barely restraining himself.
"Can it, you Plutarkian Pusbag!" he snapped. "What's your
latest scheme??"
"Quite simple, you simpletons!" Limburger gloated as he leaned
back in his chair and put his feet up on his desk. He began eating his slimeworms
as he continued. "I plan to manufacture the DX-14 nerve gas and then
move from city to city, starting with Chicago, and spread the nerve gas
around. Once the local citizenry has been disposed of, I'll simply tear
up the land and ship it to Plutark!"
Modo reached out and hauled Karbunkle up to face level with him as he growled,
"Well, then, you won't mind if we stop you, huh?"
Karbunkle let out a mewling squeal of fright as his limbs went rigid, his
legs curling up under him involuntarily.
"Well, we've already gone through the lab " Throttle began.
"Yes, we're quite well aware of that," Limburger said snidely
as he grimaced.
"and we didn't find it, so where are you hiding it?"
Limburger just smirked at them.
With a wicked grin, Vinnie pulled out two of his flares, lit them, and held
them right up under Limburger's eyes. "Spill it, sweetheart, or I'm
going to start a little amateur Plutarkian Torch-Welding."
Limburger gulped and began to sweat visibly. Keeping his eyes raised so
the light from the flares wouldn't blind him temporarily, he began to stammer,
"It it it's in the . . . the . . . b b base "
But before he could finish, there came the sound of a loud explosion, followed
by gunfire and screams. A moment later, Greasepit charged through the doors.
Totally ignoring the Mice in his fright, he yelled, "Boss! Some governamental-types
humans is blastin' thru th' Tower! We's bein' oblitieratized!"
The Biker Mice looked at each other. Past experience had taught them that
enemies of Limburger didn't exactly mean friends for them.
They climbed onto their motorcycles and Throttle said, "We'd better
check this out. We'll be back to finish this up later, Limburger!"
"Let's Rock --!" Vinnie snarled.
"And Ride!!" his bros. echoed, and they raced down
to the Lobby where the firefight was being held.
Upon arrival, they took in the chaos and decided simply to blast everyone
and sort them all out later. Leaping into the fray, they fired their lasers
and missiles, used their fists, feet, and tails, and rendered everyone unconscious.
But when the smoke cleared, their self-congratulations faded into silence
as they found three individuals still standing and staring at them silently.
All three appeared to be highly unhappy.
The leader leveled a flat, grim stare at the Biker Mice, and the three macho
mice silently admitted to themselves that this was definitely not a good
thing.
"We might actually have a problem here . . ." Throttle muttered
under his breath.
Ryan drew both glok .45 handguns, aiming to kill. He had never witnessed
such monstrosities . . . except once.
Three years ago, he and his friends were asked to search the old mansion
in their old hometown of Charterville. This mansion was surrounded with
outlandish stories of zombies inhabiting it. Many people disappeared there,
even the younger brother of the one who'd asked them there.
Peter, the one who had called them to investigate, gave them an armament
of weaponry just to explore the mansion, but Ryan and his friends had later
discovered that those weapons were their saviors that helped them survive
and escape the Hellherst Mansion.
A biological weapon called the Hellherst Virus caused the zombies, along
with other mutations. It caused people, animals, and plant-life to mutate
into a vicious killing machine that wanted nothing except to appease its
hunger for human flesh.
He'd seen creatures inside, dogs and even insects, mutated into large, bloodthirsty,
ravenous creatures. These three mice could be the creation of an even better
virus, one more powerful than any known to man!
Katline edged closer to Ryan in fear. "Ryan, what the hell are they?!"
"I I have no idea," he replied softly.
JB then readied his shotgun and yelled, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS?!"
They all aimed their weapons at the mice, allowing them no explanation.
The three Biker Mice sat there, stunned, and then finally, Vinnie replied,
"Gee, you kids shouldn't be playin' with guns . . ."
Ryan went rigid as fury crashed through him. Even before his father's death,
he'd been training, pushing his body past its limits, becoming an expert
in firearms and a 3rd degree master of his father's karate style. Now, some
freak had just insulted his whole quest to avenge his father, and everything
he believed in!
"PLAYIN'?! I'LL TELL YOU, FREAK, WHAT I'M DOIN' WITH THIS GUN!!! IV'E
GOT ORDERS FROM THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TO BLOW AWAY ANY AND EVERY
DAMN PERSON THAT GETS IN MY WAY OF BLASTIN' THIS PLACE TO KINGDOM COME!!!"
All three mice sat on their motorcycles in shock. Of all the responses they'd
imagined, this one had never crossed their minds. Vinnie finally muttered
back, "Oh."
Ryan then continued. "YOU WILL GIVE YOURSELVES UP, OR ME, MY FRIENDS,
AND MY TEAM WILL TURN YOU INTO CONFETTI!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!"
The Biker Mice looked at each other nervously. Finally, Throttle said softly,
while jerking his thumb at Ryan, "Uhhh, methinks Mr. Blow-a-Gasket
is definitely OFF his Prozac. Bros.? Any suggestions on how to handle this
one?"
"Maybe we could try explainin' to them that we're on their side?"
Modo muttered.
"Yeah. Since when are the Biker Mice the bad guys?!" Vinnie growled.
"Since they noticed the fur, tails, and antennaes, bro.," Throttle
replied with a grin.
"Ain't that always the way?" Vinnie sighed. "I guess we shoulda
known better. I mean, humans can't accept people of different colors easily;
can you just imagine different color AND fur? I'm here to tell ya, bros.
. . . NO WAY!!"
The other two mice nodded, then faced Ryan and his friends again. "Uh,
listen, citizen, I think you've got the wrong idea here," Throttle
began as he got off his motorcycle and walked towards them. "Y'see,
we're the Biker Mice from Mars, and we're here to SAVE the world, not destroy
it! We're tryin' to STOP Limburger from . . ."
But the three humans were in no mood to hear it. They had just seen these
three mice ride in and decimate both Limburger's private army AND their
team of highly trained military specialists who ranged from the Navy S.E.A.L.S
to Marines to Green Beret candidates with an ease that was frightening.
JB lifted his shotgun and grinned wryly at Ryan. "Sounds to me like
they're resisting arrest, Ryan. What do you think??"
Ryan glared at the approaching Martian, then readied himself for a fight
and snapped back, "I think I'm going to have take him by force, is
what I think. Both of you stand back."
Katline and JB moved back and watched as Ryan advanced, JB and Katline keeping
their weapons trained on the other two mice.
Throttle watched as Ryan approached as well. Something in the way the human
man held himself, his demeanor, suggested that a no-shit punch-up was in
the offing. He stopped and started to raise his hands as he said, "Now,
waitaminute, kid, I don't wanna fight you "
That tore it and buried it. NO ONE called Ryan "kid". His eyes
narrowing into slits, he roared, "SHUT UP!!!!" Ever fiber of his
being filling with rage, Ryan blasted the leader in the side of his neck,
making sure not to kill him.
"YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!!!! I DON'T GIVE A FLYIN' CRAP WHAT THE HELL
YOU ARE, BUT YOU STAY THE HELL WHERE YOU ARE, OR I'LL BLOW YOU EIGHT WAYS
FROM SUNDAY!!!"
Throttle crawled back, clutching his wound as blood streamed down his neck.
"Look, kid, you gotta believe us!"
"Yeah, we're the good guys!" Vinnie asked, his blood heating to
a boil as he reacted to Throttle's pain.
Ryan just stood there grimly. "Just give yourselves up. My team will
detain you, and you walk away living. I'm not in the mood for any of this."
Throttle tried again, despite the mind-numbing pain. "But we CAN'T.
We're also here to shut him down!"
Ryan stood his ground. "Look, I ain't takin' chances with people I
don't know. ESPECIALLY over-grown rodents! Just give up, no questions asked."
Vinnie shook his head as Modo's eye lit red with fury. "Nope. Afraid
we can't do that!" Vinnie sassed as he whipped out both blasters, which
only made the situation worse.
Ryan leaped aside, taking Katline out of the crossfire as the situation
exploded. JB leaped against a wall, blasting with his shotgun. Shells flew
out as shotgun pellets exploded forth, like millions of tiny, white-hot
knives.
The Biker Mice fought back just as ferociously, firing with lasers and flares
and blasters, trying to knock their opponents unconscious. What resulted
was a hell of a firefight and lots of smoke and noise as Ryan began firing
at full speed. Katline joined in, filling the room with the deafening echo
of gunfire.
The three mice decided that victory was the better part of valor, and so
they made a tactical retreat without incurring any further injuries. As
the smoke and panic dissolved, all that Ryan and his friends observed was
destruction and a broken door, still swinging on its hinges.
Ryan held Katline in his arms, close against him. He knew that whatever
had happened, it was now over.
* * *
The three Biker Mice hid in a storeroom as Modo cleaned Throttle's neck
wound and Vinnie guarded the door.
"So now what do we do?? Those three humans are a match for us!"
Modo snapped as he methodically cleaned out the wound with disinfectant,
then tied Throttle's bandanna more securely around his neck.
"I say we whip their tails and hand `em back to them," Vinnie
snarled, more than a little damaged ego and hurt pride in the words, as
well as anger that Throttle had been hurt.
"No!" Throttle snapped as he stood carefully. He eyed his bros.
"The only way they're going to believe us and work with us is if they
SEE us helping them to defeat Limburger."
"So we need to create a set-up that kills two birds with one stone,"
Vinnie sighed glumly. Then he perked up and grinned wildly as he realized
that this meant he would get to show off some of his patented moves in front
of more people and impress them even as he tore Limburger a new pinstripe.
"You got it, bro. Now just ramp down and let me think about how to
DO this," Throttle said.
So the three mice sat quietly and waited as Throttle's brain hummed to create
a workable plan.
* * *
"EXXXX-CELLENT."
Limburger purred the word as he gloated full-force in his penthouse office
chair. He and Karbunkle were in the office, viewing the ensuing firefight
and the mice's tactical retreat through the last working camera in the Lobby.
As he watched the humans go about reawakening their team members and handcuffing
his goons for arrest, Limburger thought hard on how to get them out of his
scales. Finally, he turned to Karbunkle.
"Doctor, I wish for you to summon a villain for me. Please bring in
that villain Catscan; the alien feline with the power to mentally produce
whatever he wishes. These physical foes of ours may have a hard time combating
someone of his nature."
Karbunkle wheezed and grinned as he asked, "Yes, Your Cheddary Richness.
And what of the Mice . . .?"
Limburger let out a bark of laughter. "After their comrade getting
wounded and that telling set-down they received, I doubt that they'll be
in any shape to contest us in this. Now, make haste, my dear, demented doctor,
and summon Catscan. We must act quickly to ensure that we have the upper
hand."
"Right away, Your Dairy Creaminess!" Karbunkle wheezed and cackled,
and then disappeared.
Limburger sat back, satisfied and gloating. Things were finally going his
way.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .